"What?!?  You don't enjoy digging in the dirt?  It's such a satisfying, healthy and noble pursuit!

But to tell the truth,  I would much rather be hanging out with my laptop than digging in the dirt. To me, gardening feels artificial.  It's a way of coercing nature into growing what we want where we want it.

It's also too much work.

Houseplants bother me, too.   There is nothing sadder that a potted plant in a house.   Don't plants belong outside with other plants?   Not crammed into a pot and dependent on me to remember when to water.   I don't usually get that right and they wilt.

That's why I like foraging.  You can leave nature alone and accept what happens to be around at the time.  If there is a patch of thistle you can make juice.  When lambs quarters take over there's salad.

Nature knows far more than I ever will about tending to plants - so I decorate my house with plastic imitations and have lunch on the lawn.
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